27 ‘Schitt’s Creek’ Gifts That Will Never Make You Say ‘Ew, David’

Whether you’re like David Rose and trying not to connect with people right now or just need a minute to yourself before you’ve had a cup of coffee, this mug says it all. This mug comes in 11 and 15 ounce sizes, and there are other options in black or white with a variety of your favorite Schitt’s Creek quotes.

$13.24 AT AMAZON

Even though this Funko Pop! version of Moira Rose only stands 3.75 tall, she still makes a big statement. She’s dressed in a stylish black and white outfit and even carries a coordinating handbag. You can also get a mini Johnny, David, and Alexis to complete the whole Rose family.

$16.60 AT AMAZON

After a long day, put on an episode of Schitt’s Creek and grab this themed coloring book for a relaxing night in. The book has 10 coloring pages of iconic moments from the show, including Moira’s turn in The Crows Have Eyes 3: The Crowening, Fruit Wine, and “You’re Simply the Best.”

$16 AT ALWAYS FITS

For your next dreaded to-do or shopping list, add a little fun by using this “You’re on my Schitt List” notepad with David’s smirking face at the bottom. It measures 4.25” x 6” and comes with 50 sheets to keep track of all your notes, doodles, or complaints.

$10 AT ALWAYS FITS

When you’re preparing enchiladas for the family, make sure you’re wearing the appropriate kitchen attire. This black apron will remind you to fold in the cheese, even if you don’t know exactly what that means. You can add the optional “Ew, David” lettering on the pocket. Cooking skills not included.

$25 AT ETSY

Carry the self confidence of Alexis Rose with you wherever you go. This hand stamped keychain measures 1.5 inches in diameter and comes in gold brass or silver aluminum. It’s the perfect accessory to keep all your keys together for your literal and figurative journeys.

$14 AT ETSY

Be a little bit Alexis and accessorize every outfit with a gold necklace featuring your first initial. This necklace is 18K gold plated, hypoallergenic, and lead-free. Personalize it with the letter of your choice for yourself or as a gift.

One reviewer said, “It’s perfect for everyday wear as well as fancy dress up evenings. I am not much of a necklace person, but I love this one. It’s a super modern design, hangs at the perfect length, and you can also. have is sized to make it hang closer to the neck.”

$8.99 AT AMAZON

Keep the Roses (and Stevie) close to your heart with a black T-shirt with all their names printed on the front. It comes in men sizes small through 3XL. Says one reviewer, “The fabric is very comfortable and thick. Great price for a high quality T-shirt!“

$23.99 AT AMAZON

Dress up all your smallest Schitt’s Creek fans in an adorable onesie. It’s made from pre-shrunk soft cotton and has a snap closure at the bottom. Sizes range from six to 24 months. There’s nothing “ew” about this little outfit (except for the spit up or drool that is inevitably going to end up on the front of it).

$9.99 AT AMAZON

If this goat milk soap looks like something that would actually be sold at Rose Apothecary, it’s because it’s a limited edition collaboration between the show and skincare brand Beekman 1802. The creamy nine ounce bar of soap has a light, Heirloom Rose scent with hints of sandalwood, jasmine, and peppermint essential oils.

$15 AT BEEKMAN 1802

There are likely more than a handful of times where, like David Rose, you are very uninterested in that opinion, whether that opinion is from a coworker, friend, or family member. This white mug is available in 11 and 15 oz. sizes and you can choose from a number of different rim and handle colors.

$13 AT ETSY

No matter what age you are, everyone loves receiving a physical birthday card. For fellow Schitt’s Creek fans, wish them a birthday that’s a lot of fun and a little bit Alexis. You can leave the inside blank or customize it with a personal message or a pre-made message like “Happy birthday bébé.”

$6 AT ETSY

Clean up spills and messes with a pair of fun kitchen towels that will make you laugh when you look at them. Pick one or two of your favorite quotes to print on the towels. Options include “What does burning smell like,” “Fold in the cheese,” and “I have asked you thrice now for a towel.”

$25 AT ETSY

You may not be able to shop at Rose Apothecary in real life, but you can at least carry a tote that looks like you did. This canvas tote measures 14.5” x 15.5” and has the Rose Apothecary logo on the front. It’s an ideal companion for grocery shopping or when you’re picking out handcrafted, locally-sourced goods.

$10 AT ETSY

Spruce up your walls with prints featuring each of the Rose family members. The set of four 8.5” x 11” digital downloadable posters with character outlines of Johnny, Moira, David, and Alexis. Each poster also has a quote from the show, such as “It’s called style people,” “Fold in the cheese,” “Ew David,” and “Love that journey for me.”

$15 AT ETSY

This vintage style keychain looks like it was taken straight from Rosebud Motel. The red color will make it harder to lose your keys, and it will also be a bright reminder that you thankfully don’t have to share adjoining motel rooms with your family.

$10 AT ETSY

This David Rose candle will keep your house fresh for hours on end. It’s hand poured soy and has a burn time of about 50 hours. True to its namesake, the candle scent is described as “deeply sarcastic remark paired perfectly with a melodramatic facial expression.” (The actual scent is floral).

$20.00 AT AMAZON

In the words of David, Rose Apothecary is “a general store, but it’s also a very specific store. It’s also not just a store, it’s like a place where people can come and get coffee or drinks, but it’s not a coffee shop, nor is it a bar. Yeah, it’s an environment. And yes, we will be selling things, but it’s more like a branded immersive experience.” If you find yourself describing your home in similar fashion, this print is for you. It comes in 5”x5”, 5”x7”, and 8”x10” sizes.

$9 AT ETSY

Decorate your notebook, laptop, water bottle, phone, and more with your favorite Schitt’s Creek quotes. This pack comes with a selection of stickers featuring some of the most memorable Rose quips, including “David, stop acting like a disgruntled pelican,” “Ew, David,” and “Love that journey for me.”

$8 AT ETSY

“Best Wishes, Warmest Regards” was the Schitt’s Creek documentary special that aired after the series finale. But it’s also a nice way to welcome guests in and out of your house. This doormat is made with coconut fibers and has a latex, anti-skid bottom to keep it in place. You can get it in four different sizes, ranging from 16”x12”x0.5” to 24”x25”x0.5”.

$35 AT ETSY

A tumbler is great for keeping your wine at just the right temperature, no matter if the wine you’re drinking is awful or awesome. This tumbler is vacuum insulated with stainless steel construction and has the Moira Rose quote laser etched on the front. It comes in several different colors and includes a clear lid for easy sipping.

$26 AT ETSY

This Rosebud Motel canvas tote will come in handy the next time you need to run errands or get groceries. The tote is off white with a digitally printed red logo that will be sure to catch the eye of any avid Schitt’s Creek fans.

$18 AT ETSY

Celebrate the arts with a soft T-shirt. And by “arts,” we mean Jazzagals, the female a capella singing group run by Jocelyn Schitt. The unisex cotton T-shirt comes in sizes XS-2XL and in a ton of colors, so you can pick up one for all your BFFs.

$22 AT ETSY

Dirty hair, don’t care — just throw on a baseball hat and you’re good to go. This classic style baseball cap is made with denim fabric and has an adjustable buckle closure. The “Ew, David” quote on the front is a bonus.

$12.99 AT AMAZON

It seems like David Rose has an endless collection of black and white statement sweaters. Take a style cue from him with this black sweatshirt with the word “Nonchalance” proudly displayed across the front. It pairs well with the David quote, “Very uninterested in that opinion.”

$29.98 AT AMAZON

There’s no question that Moira Rose is a star, but she often shares the spotlight with her ever changing hairstyle. This illustrated print showcases some of the wacky wigs Moira has worn, from bobs to pigtails to pink hair. You can get the print in 5”x7”, 8”x10”, and 11”x14” sizes.

$10 AT ETSY

Keep your cosmetics or small accessories organized in this cotton zippered pouch. It comes with a detachable wrist strap and will put a smile on your face everytime you look at the Rose Apothecary logo. The bag measures 9.25”x6”, a great size for tossing into your purse or tote.

$13 AT ETSY